Pivot Day

Just throwing up a new thread to handle any coming sturm und drang re: Coppallellagate. Figure it’s worth it just to segregate the blow back from today’s (assumed) news releases out into their own holding pond. If they get out of this with just losing Maitan, some picks and money, I think we have to … Continue reading “Pivot Day”

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS – ATLANTA BRAVES (by MikeM)

Disclaimer to this post. Everything below is a blatant ripoff of Drew Magary’s fine work at Deadspin in his annual Why Your Team Sucks NFL preview. He invented this format that I am stealing, in which he insults the team as much as possible before conceding that they might be okay this year. He is a … Continue reading “WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS – ATLANTA BRAVES (by MikeM)”

Braves 11, White Sox 8 (No that’s NOT an extra 1 in the Braves score)

The Braces’ Windy City Weirdness continued to be strong last night, as they absolutely lit up the ace of the White Sox, Chris Sale, and took the opener of the three game series 11-8. Freddie Freeman opened with a two out home run in the top of the first, which the Sox matched in the … Continue reading “Braves 11, White Sox 8 (No that’s NOT an extra 1 in the Braves score)”

Braves Panicked After League Says They Must Field a Major League Team in 2016

November 15, 2015 VOL 72 ISSUE 45 Sports · Local ATLANTA, GA—Braves officials were taken by surprise earlier this afternoon when a league official informed the team they have a major league schedule they will be expected to play out in 2016. “This comes as a surprise to us,” Braves General Manager John Coppolella admitted. “We … Continue reading “Braves Panicked After League Says They Must Field a Major League Team in 2016”

Waiting For Fredot

WAITING FOR FREDOT Camerogon: (Is sitting on second base, struggling with his cleats) Markakimir (enters). “Ah, there you are!” Camerogon. Yes. As I have been since I don’t know… Markakimir: New York? Camerogon: Yes, I suppose. Markakimir: May one inquire where Your Mightiness spent the night? Camerogon: On second. I’m waiting on Fredot to drive … Continue reading “Waiting For Fredot”

Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 4

While we don’t want to take our eye off of the ball with regard to this … I think we can take the travel day back to San Francisco to remind everyone of this… As for the junior circuit, I honestly have no dog in either of those fights, but I will make a few … Continue reading “Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 4”

Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 3

Life is hard. Oh, sure, it’s easy to say “we should go kill the the Nazis!” I mean, Captain America was made to kill Nazis, right? But then you end up in this place where you have to be like, “ah, nah man; Stalin’s a totes bro. He just gets a lot of bad press from … Continue reading “Not That We Care: a guide to the playoffs, part 3”

El Oso Blanco (by Smitty)

Evan Gattis is not just a great baseball player. He is the greatest human being ever. 1845: El Oso Blanco publishes the rules of baseball. 1879: Assists Thomas Edison in inventing the light bulb. 1903: After years of attempting to launch the first airplane, the Wright Brothers contact Gattis, who promptly throws the plane from … Continue reading “El Oso Blanco (by Smitty)”

Joe Simpson’s New Play by Play Partner Game Thread, May 25 (by JonathanF)

Annals of Sports Journalism The following is the transcript of an aborted experiment in which Fox Sports attempted to expand its ratings in the Moneyball demographic. We’ll never know whether or not it would have worked, or indeed whether or not there is a Moneyball demographic. Too bad. In any case, for one untelevised game, … Continue reading “Joe Simpson’s New Play by Play Partner Game Thread, May 25 (by JonathanF)”

Because you’d hate to have two games in a row to start the season…

So, there’s no Braves baseball game today, because Selig. Which means there will be no “game thread” per se today. So, in lieu of that, here’s a link to the inaugural episode of the new Braves podcast that Alan Honeycutt and I are doing. We call it “The Circle Change” and we curse, overhype Evan … Continue reading “Because you’d hate to have two games in a row to start the season…”