Last night’s debacle wasn’t really deserving of a recap, so I won’t really give it one — instead, in the headline I’ve decided to recycle one of Mac’s better jokes for all of the Braves’ worst performances.
The Brewers scored in literally every inning. (According to Elias, it’s the first time in franchise history that they’d ever done so. Whoopee.) Roberto “Fausto Carmona” Hernandez sucked, as he has in virtually every season other than 2007 (he was DFAed after the game), and the B team came out of the pen to throw a couple more Duraflames on the tire fire.
Erick Aybar and Nick Markakis got five of the Braves’ nine hits between them, continuing their second-half impersonation of competent baseball players and perhaps slightly increasing the chance that the Braves can trick Dave Stewart into trading us something good for them.