Hey, did you happen to see the handsomest guy in the world,
and Aaron Harang was pitching, oh he’s pitching.
Hey, if you happen to see the handsomest guy in the world,
Tell him we’re sorry. Tell him we need some pitching.
Oh, won’t you tell him, that we miss him.
I tuned in at 9, realized what Jeff Francouer had done.
4 for 4 from him somehow.
I pulled out my hair and I cried.
Braves tried to climb back in the thing.
And then came a catch by Odubel Herrera.
This is wrong and I sure see
The Braves world slipping away from me.
So, hey, we saw a pitcher give 3 runs after two outs.
Alex Wood in the first inning was dying, dying.
So, hey, if you happen to see the ugliest team in the world,
Tell Hart we’re happy. Tell him we like to watch this.
Oh, want you tell them, this is awful.
So, hey, if you happen to see a Braves game again this year,
Tell them they’re sorry.
Tell them they need some good play.
Oh, won’t you tell them they’re awful.