There is a moron in Miami
That runs a stadium.
He’s been the ruin of many a game,
And Lord, I know, he tried one.
The Braves, they went to Miami.
They played against Loria.
Julio was a dealin’ man,
And we’re all glad he was.
The Marlins ground crew is famous, you see.
They don’t open umbrellas in the rain.
They leave the skylight open to water,
and think “tarp” is an acronym.
Oh Braves fans, tell your children,
That you remember 2, 0, 1, 5.
Just when the dark looks hopeless,
You just might see the sun.
Markakis, was a drivin’ ’em in,
(The curious acquisition).
And without a Kraken to hold it up,
Grilli proved he could be the one.
Well, despite the moron in Miami,
The Braves are one and “oh.”
And God has shined his face on us,
Cause the Nats start off with “oh.”
[with apologies to “The Animals”]