I don’t get this team. I don’t get the rumors about trading our best power hitter this winter. I also don’t get why the Buffalo Bills don’t give the ball to CJ Spiller more either.
I’ll be honest, I didn’t watch the game today. My wife is 8.99942 months pregnant, so I got to go to the grocery store and to return a few items at Target.
Target made me print off the baby registry before returning the items. I am not sure why this is a requirement. If I was returning a non baby registry item; would they still take it? When I went to print off the registry, the machines were down.
The semi-rude lady behind the counter told me she could only give me a gift card. I told her that would be fine. I had to give her my driver’s license to be scanned. I assured her I wasn’t going to buy meth-making products. She didn’t laugh.
Once I got home, I began the process of installing the car seat. I now understand why people with children buy SUVs. Whoa! Car seat instillation is a bear (not the El Oso Blanco type.) After accomplishing this task, I enjoyed as well deserved beverage and took a nap.
Upon waking up, I went back and reviewed what happened in the game and decided my day of baby prep was more interesting to share.
The Braves start a three game set on Monday in Washington. Maybe the President will issue us a pardon.