Clinically depressed game thread: June 28, Red Sox at Losers

Oppressed pitcher“Hola, this is Braves starting pitcher Javier Vazquez, and I’m wondering: Do I have to do everything around here?”

“This is Braves starting pitcher Jair Jurrjens, and I’m wondering the same thing. I’m definitely taking extra batting practice.”

“You’re telling … Finish Reading

How are we going to get the smell of brimstone out game thread: June 25, Yankees at Braves

Martin Prado“Hi, I’m Atlanta Braves infielder Martin Prado. People ask me, ‘Martin, what’s it like to get stuck on the bench, for defensive reasons no less, behind a converted outfielder?’ Well, how should I put it… Eszik saját kesztyű, Kelly Johnson! Finish Reading