The winner of the Yet Another Braves Journal League is the Viking Dawgs. I don’t know who that actually is. Anyway, as first prize he receives:
“Special Course in Human Evaluation: Lectures” by L. Ron Hubbard on ten CDs in a handsome black carrying case. To be shipped whenever I get their address and figure out how to mail the darned thing.
Second place is Francoeur’s Fisher Kats, and I don’t know who that is either. Their prize shall be something else from my giant box of books nobody will ever read.
Third place goes to Village Idiots Redux, and I don’t know who that is either. Their prize is something else from the giant box after FFK gets their turn.
What we have learned is that you should always conceal your identity from me, and probably from the Church of Scientology.